Potent Quotables
Pam: "Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?"
Dwight: "Yes, and my decision is final."
Pam: "This is a ridiculously awful plan because you cut everything."
Dwight: "Awwwwwwww, times are tough Pam. Deal with it."
Jim: "You cut more than you had to didn't you."
Dwight: "Sure"
Jim: "Why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?"
Dwight: "Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system."
Jim: "K, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies..."
Dwight: "I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
Pam: "Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?"
Dwight: "So I can lower it."
Dwight: "Yes, and my decision is final."
Pam: "This is a ridiculously awful plan because you cut everything."
Dwight: "Awwwwwwww, times are tough Pam. Deal with it."
Jim: "You cut more than you had to didn't you."
Dwight: "Sure"
Jim: "Why did you do that? You work here, don't you want good insurance?"
Dwight: "Don't need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system."
Jim: "K, well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies..."
Dwight: "I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
Pam: "Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?"
Dwight: "So I can lower it."
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posted by Matt at 5:50 AM
2 Comments:
Hey Wong, I hate to be "that guy", but I think Dwight says he's gets his genes from being a 'Schrute'.
It's not like I'm an Office fanatic or anything, I just happen to know all the line--- yah, I'm a fanatic.
Season Finale this week!
Ahhhh, that makes much more sense. LOL.
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