iDon't iSupport iApple iPods

I saw these pics today and I found them absolutely hilarious.

The first was instructions on how to hack your ipod and turn it into an ipod shuffle.
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/howto_ipodshuffle.jpg
Oh, and after doing that you have to erase all but 240 of the songs on your ipod.

This one was pretty funny and pretty much sums up how i feel about Apple.
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/iProduct.gif

What's next? iMac Shuffle? A cheaper Mac with no screen that randomly selects what programs to load when you boot it up?

Well, I'm going to go check up on my Apple stock which is soaring thanks to all the iCrazy iMasses out there.